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K227BH is a classic country radio station broadcasting in and around San Antonio, Texas, simulcasting KRPT 92.5 FM, in Devine, Texas. The translator facility is owned and licensed to Mary H. Lopez, The station is also operated by iHeartMedia, its studios are located in Far North San Antonio in the Stone Oak neighborhood.
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