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\"Beast\" is the debut single by British rapper Chipmunk, released in December 2008. It is the first single taken from his debut studio album, I Am Chipmunk. It was released on the Alwayz Recordings label. The music video for \"Beast\" was uploaded to the Alwayz Recordings YouTube account on 8 November 2008. The \"Beast\" video was directed by Mo. The video is presented in black and white with Loick Essien making a guest appearance throughout.
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The University of Cagliari is a public research university in Cagliari, Sardinia, Italy. It was founded in 1606 and is organized in 11 faculties.
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